Help!!! Vocabulary

chaysun20091 — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:38:40 GMT

i need a sentece out of all of these word i really need help!

Masochistic, pulverizing, precipice, surreptitiously, incoherent ...

RE: Help!!! Vocabulary

profitbob — Fri, 01 May 2009 00:06:17 GMT

The incoherent masochistic person surreptitiously edged towards the precipice and a pulverizing end.

What you will be doing if you allow me to do your homework for you. Good luck.

RE: Help!!! Vocabulary

jkgrandma — Fri, 01 May 2009 01:25:45 GMT

If you are masochistic, yet fear a pulverizing end; you may wish to surreptitiously edge away from the precipice before you end up in a carry basket muttering incoherent phrases!

Here's a hint: Invest in a good dictionary and learn how to use it!

RE: Help!!! Vocabulary

Rocmike3 — Sun, 03 May 2009 23:20:51 GMT

Per Chaysun:

"I need a sentence using these words:

Masochistic, pulverizing, precipice, surreptitiously, incoherent ...

Diabolical fiend that I am, I may send this one to the literary miscreants at the dreaded Bulwer-Lytton contest:

"We all knew that Oliver Winstead, CIA was masochistic, but as Ahmed the Torturer sat there pulverizing his hands, dangled him over a precipice (at the bottom lay a substance potentially as disgusting as newlyweds' cooking) Winstead surreptitiously slipped himself yet another dose of Lovabuse (the chemical that made pain seem like pleasure) then rambled on incoherently that the mere destruction of life and limb was not enough: now he wanted to hear a bagpipe recital of "ninety-nine bottles of beer onthe wall," until Ahmed pitched the lunatic out of the dungeon, thinking that he was as deranged as any other chronic TV watcher."

Well, I warned you that I was going to send it to a rotten writing competition, did I not?

RE: Help!!! Vocabulary

profitbob — Sun, 03 May 2009 23:23:13 GMT

Good one.

RE: Help!!! Vocabulary

southern7162 — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:55:21 GMT

Ahh, Rocmike, that has to be the worst supposed "opening line" to the worst novel never published!

But if you want to try out for a rotten-writing contest, you must write right! I don't want to see the writing written rotten!

But some things were not intended for the written word, I must say. These things are, to quote Cervantes, "To right the unrightable wrong."

Well, Mike, you have written the un-writeable wrong!

Now, as to those vocabulary words:

" Masochistic, pulverizing, precipice, surreptitiously, incoherent ..."

"As masochistic as politicians can be at election, and as pulverising as the arguments of the loyal opposition can be, we find that a real crook can surrepititiously inject support for a duboius cause by enlisting incoherent crooks to take his side, dragging us all over the precipice of despair, no matter what."