Is this a good Joke?? Cowboy in a Gay Bar

SavitarForever — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:05:34 GMT

Tell me what u think of this joke.~~~~~ Cowboy in a Gay Bar A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. 'What the heck,' he says to himself, 'I really want a drink.' When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, 'What's the name of your willy?' The cowboy says, 'Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.' The gay waiter says, 'I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, 'Hey bud, what's the name of yours?' The man looks back and says with a smile, 'TIMEX.' The thirsty cowboy asks, 'Why Timex?' The fella proudly replies, ' 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'' A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita, and says, 'So, what do you guys call yours?' The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, 'FORD, because ''Quality is Job One' Then he adds, 'Have you driven a Ford lately?' The guy next to him then says, 'I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink! Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, 'The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer.' The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, 'Why Secret?' The cowboy says, 'B ecause it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!

RE: Is this a good Joke?? Cowboy in a Gay Bar

Sue — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:52:10 GMT

Yes that is kind of funny.

RE: Is this a good Joke?? Cowboy in a Gay Bar

Ashley Dawn — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:58:09 GMT

It's pretty good. Heard it before though. How bout this one... An old farmer & his wife had been married for years. Every morning when waking up the man would fart really loud. His wife had grown tired of it and out of aggravation said to her husband "if you don't quit farting.. you are going to fart your guts out." A few days go by and the farmer is still farting every morning, so his wife decides to try something to make him stop. The next morning she woke up before he did and went and got some hog guts, from a hog they had slaughtered, and she stuck them in her husbands underwear while he slept then crawled back in bed beside him. A short time later her husband awoke, farted, and jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom. Two hours go by and the farmer comes out of the bathroom hanging his head and says "Honey, you were right. I farted so much that I farted my guts out. But thanks to these two fingers and the glory of God I got them all back in.. in less than two hours!!!! Hahaha so wrong.. i know!

RE: Is this a good Joke?? Cowboy in a Gay Bar

ken — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:54:24 GMT

lmao!