Whut iz wrong wit dis guy?

Killeen — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:25:48 GMT

dis guy i kno iz actin all weird since hiz gf left.

he only wants ta wear a motorcycle helmet an gogo bootz, an nuthin else. he sez he likes ta b nekked an he gonna b a nudis.

whut shd i do?

RE: Whut iz wrong wit dis guy?

honey — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:54:18 GMT

Killeen

Chex waring only a helmet and gogo 'bootz' and wanting to be 'kekked' is not rational behavior within reality. He has so many friends that care about him and that goes back to the original Harassment Petition by profitbob. Daniel's veggie question is not intended to simulate reality so I am answering this in both ways!

Realistically, this behavior would be considered as abnormal and a physician's diagnosis would be the obvious answer.

Cyber Space and Daniel's veggie question ?

Chex will be alright an back to hiz oald self. Happns this is justa hiz way of missin' Thunda. As long as he's stayin' outta trouble an don't scare nobody, tha helmet may be helppen hiz head to feelin' weller!

Gogo bootz iz maybe fer keppin' him from steppin' inta truble an havin' gotzs ta bein' in JAIL witout passn GO an gettin' hiz $200.00!

Frenzs r gud ta hav cauz tha halp lotz ~

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Sparky's Mom — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:17:24 GMT

Killeen, I think you should call the nearest psychiatric hospital and have them pick Chex up for a 72 hour watch. He is our friend, and we don't want anything bad to happen to him. Please have him picked up and put in a safe place for his own protection. I hear he is cute, and I wouldn't want any "funny" guys doing anything to Chex that they should not be doing.

Anna Sparky's Mom

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jkgrandma — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:41:43 GMT

Killeen, I think Chex tends to "march to the beat of a different drummer."

And evidently, he likes to march while wearing go-go boots and a helmet.

If you're really worried about him, maybe you should check with Profitbob.

PB was mentoring Chex a while back and I know PB's been pretty busy lately what with all of his outdoor work; maybe he can also put Chex to work and keep him so busy he won't have time to think about anything, not even Thunda.

Plus, if Chex is working with sharp tools he'll have to wear clothes. I know Chex considers himself a "nudis," but I don't think he'll want to lose certain body parts - or else he might wind up keeping them in a jar of "formeldehide."

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Skitch — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:08:00 GMT

I think Chex should be euthanized and put out of his, and our, misery. Keeping a rabid animal is not a very smart thing to do.

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Sparky's Mom — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:22:57 GMT

Heeyyyy SKitch! You are being pretty hard on Chex. He does have feelings, you know. I think he just needs some good help and some love, and you should be the first helper and lover for being so mean to him.

Anna Sparky's Mom

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Skitch — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:32:30 GMT

I would rather have all my teeth pulled out of my mouth without Novocaine .

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Sparky's Mom — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:36:41 GMT

Skitch, Yeah, you say that Now. Bet you wouldn't go through with it.

Anna Sparky's Mom

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jkgrandma — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:37:14 GMT

I don't know, I can think of a hundred things I'd rather do than be too friendly with Chex.

Like eat liver, for instance. Or scrub the toilet.

You know, fun stuff.

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Skitch — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:59:03 GMT

Yes, I would gladly euthanize Chex. I have a terrible phobia of dental work, so unless you were holding a loaded flounder to my head and I had to choose, I would never undergo any dental work of any kind. I don't even like to get my teeth cleaned. This should clearly illustrate my distaste for Chex. I much prefer Chitos.

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Sparky's Mom — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:01:38 GMT

Skitch, Well, I see I was wrong. And I thought Chex brought so much joy into your life.

Anna Sparky's Mom

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Skitch — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:06:29 GMT

Chex brought a nasty rash and the Federal authorities into my life. You people are just enabling his sick twisted ways. From what I understand, his father was a gypsy and his mother was a schnauzer.

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Sparky's Mom — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:11:47 GMT

Skitch, Sorry I did not know any of this. But I thought you liked dogs???

Anna Sparky's Mom

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Elena — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:51:45 GMT

Skitch, you forgot the part about his father smelling like elderberries....and wasn't his mother a hamster??

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Skitch — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:21:45 GMT

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time . . . . . . Sorry, Chex is not Python-Worthy. His mother was a Schnauzer and his father smelt of dingleberries!

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Elena — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:41:50 GMT

Hmmm, I wonder if Chex knows what a Knigett is??

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Equus — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:53:50 GMT

I do believe part of the problem with Chex is his Culture , or is it lack there of . Let's just call him a Naturist . It didn't help when a list of Nudist camps was posted this of course resulted in The No Chex Zone 's across the country . Even tho ... we all tried to tell him the hazards of living that life style , sun burn , bug bites , hence the Helmet and Go Go Boots . He is still under going treatment .

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Elena — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:18:48 GMT

What? No love beads?

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Skitch — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:39:38 GMT

Perhaps we should get him a . . . . . . .. .. . . . .SHRUBBERY!! You know, a small one ~ Not too expensive. After all, that should appeal to the naturalist in him. And, it would help with the nudity by covering up what's in between the go-go boots and the helmet.

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jkgrandma — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:46:48 GMT

That's perfect. I heartily concur.

Perhaps we could even send a few people on a Quest for the Perfect Shrubbery.

Whom shall we volunteer?

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Skitch — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:52:53 GMT

How about Lady Sparkylot and Sir FBwain??

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Elena — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:57:57 GMT

Oh indeed yes! A SHRUBBERY!!!! Wot, wot!!

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Skitch — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:12:09 GMT

Elena, we could send you, but I heard you lost your minstrel and your coconuts!! You can't pretend to ride without coconuts!!

Her head smashed in, and her heart cut out,
And her liver removed, and her bowels unplugged,
And her nostrils raped, and her bottom burned off,
And her penis split ... and her ...

Oops! Maybe we need a man for this part??

Brave, brave Maiden Elena-in!

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jkgrandma — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:18:16 GMT

That lets Chex out.

Obviously, someone else will have to search for his Shrubbery.

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Elena — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:25:00 GMT

Krikey!! I think so!!!

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Elena — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:26:34 GMT

Send Chucho for the shrubbery. There are plenty of shrubberies where he lives.

All kinds of shrubberies. And, he can sing Day-O at the top of his lungs to throw anyone who might want to thwart the effort off track. ( I don't think Harry Belafonte ever looked for a shrubbery, you see).

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Skitch — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:36:29 GMT

But Chucho has a bad back. Could he carry an appropriately sized shrubbery? What about Jay? Or George? Now that I think about it, I have an arborvitae that might just fill the bill.

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jkgrandma — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:47:27 GMT

It's Chex. How big of a shrubbery will he need?

You've only got to cover the bits in between the boots and the helmet, remember?

I say let's go ahead and send Chucho. He can take PB with him just to make sure he doesn't accidentally grab a shrubbery full of poison ivy in his haste.

I don't want to think of Chex the naturist covered in poison ivy rash... makes me shudder just to type the words!

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Skitch — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:01:22 GMT

But I like Chucho! Let's send him with George instead.

Okay . . . . . I offered. Could I show you something in a really bushy spider plant??

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Sparky's Mom — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:57:47 GMT

Lady Sparkylot is not hunting for shrubbery of any kind for any one until she is completely healed. Then I will be more than happy to go hunting with Profitbob, anywhere he cares hunt. He is my kind of hunter. I am certain we will find the perfect shrubbery to camouflage Chex. It may take us quite a while, but we will find something.

Anna Sparky's Mom

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Killeen — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:20:55 GMT

thanx 2 all uv u snots 4 da help. i kno u iz all friends wit chex an stuff, so it wuz nice 4 u all 2 answer my question.

i guess i will jus wait an c what happens 2 chex when he iz out in da woods wit profitbod. chex tol me he iz lookin 4ward 2 it bcuz he cn find sum wood ta sell 1ce it gets ta be winter an peepul start ta use da fireplace agin.

so anyways, thanx a lot 2 elena an skitch an equus an jkgranma an miss anna 4 all ur help.

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Skitch — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:05:45 GMT

Killeen, I want to give you a gift. I am signing you up for 10 free sessions at The Sylvan Learning Center. There, you will learn how to write and that might make finding yourself a better future more possible. Classes are in Brooklyyn in the evenings. Your tutor's name is Mrs. Rulerwhack. She'll get in touch with you. I gave her your number.

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Killeen — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:44:01 GMT

you can save your money. i already know how to write. i haven't gone to college yet, but i have graduated from high school. i just write like this because some of my friends don't know that i have an education. it's kind of safer that way, if you know what i mean.

so writing and talking that way is a habit, but i do know how to use proper english. and anyway, i have to use it with my gran whenever i see her. she's from the south so she would never let me talk like that to her. i even have to say yes'm when i'm around her.

so anyway, thank you a whole bunch. but i think i'm good.

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Skitch — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:47:35 GMT

Too bad. Mrs Rulerwhack was really looking forward to meeting you! Good luck with Chex . . . . . . . You're gonna need it!

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Donna aka Maya — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:31:07 GMT

I'm coming into this post late. What's going on? Is Chex going back to jail for public exposure?

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jkgrandma — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:51:43 GMT

Hi Donna,

No, I think Chex has been upset that Thunda has evidently dumped him. I don't know if that's permanent or if they just had a little spat.

Anyway, I guess it caused him to proclaim that he was a "nudis" and he started walking around wearing nothing but go-go boots and some sort of a helmet.

Killeen was concerned (he must have been acting really weird, even for Chex) and asked for help.

Now, I think it's been arranged that Chex is going to go help PB with whatever it is PB is working on outdoors, as that will keep Chex busy (and perhaps clothed).

I think Killeen may be going to tag along, but I'm not sure on that.

Clear as mud, right?